In an effort to quell the rumors, I have to be honest; I did run a private email server in my basement...
But it's okay, I deleted all the emails when I was done with it.
I have decided to run for President...
On day 1 of my campaign - I promise to institute mandatory siestas every afternoon.
My new campaign slogan: "Make America Snooze Again."
Alternate campaign slogan: "A Tired Man for Tiring Times..."
|Facebook Person 1: ||"My terrible candidate is nowhere near as terrible as your terrible candidate!" |
|Facebook Person 2: ||"No way! Your terrible candidate is more terribler!" |
|Facebook Person 1: ||"Not a chance! Your terrible candidate is the terriblest!" |
|Facebook Person 2: ||"Whaddabunchacrap! Your terrible candidate is the most-terriblest terrible candidate EVER!" |
Blah, blah, blah... Can we get back to people posting hideously-insecure "If you're my friend you'll repost this" drivel and ridiculous urban legends which are easily refutable on Snopes? Isn't that really what FB is all about?
So, I went out for a late-night ride on my mountain bike last night... I left the house around midnight, and my route took me through some of the desert on the northeast side of Tucson.
FYI - It's a little unnerving when a whole pack of coyotes starts sounding off near you when you're by yourself with nothing but a single headlight to keep your bike on the narrow path. Just sayin'...
Perhaps a midnight ride wasn't my best idea.
PS - The coyote image is from Michael Frye, who has even more amazing artwork on his website.